Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Pizza Max - Naked Pizza

Pizza Max
     Pizza Max has taken over as's official pizzeria reviewer. In his 10 years on Earth, he has eaten pizza twice a day for at least six years. He knows more about the intricacies of flavor, ingredients, and crust style than anyone we have ever heard of. He feels the true test of a pizza's merit lies in an order of a straight-up, cheese-only slice. He recently visited Naked Pizza at 2207 East Colfax Avenue, and here is what he found... 

Don't think Pizza, think NAKED!

Why are they naked?
  • No Additives
  • No Preservatives
  • No Freaky Chemicals
  • Whole Foods
  • Whole Nutrition
  • Whole Flavor 
Three types of crusts: 
  • Ancestral (10 whole grains & seeds, contains prebiotics and probiotics)
  • Skinny
  • Gluten Free
Multiple Cheese choices:
  • Mozarella
  • Cheddar
  • Feta
  • Daiya vegan non-dairy
 Three sauce choices:
  • Red
  • White
  • BBQ
All natural meats: 
  •  No nitrates or nitrites
All natural vegetables:
  • Fifteen to choose from
Nine favorites:
  • We picked the toppings for you!!
 Max ordered both the thick and thin crust cheese pizzas, and they arrived pipin' hot!

Naked Pizza
     His verdict? He definitely preferred the thin crust to the thick, and actually gave the thin crust a PERFECT TEN!! (a first for Max!) He really liked that he was able to choose his own crusts, sauces, cheeses, and toppings, including the gluten-free choices, allowing his younger cousins to join him for his next visit. And it sure made Mom happy to know that Naked Pizza also prepared his favorite food with healthy ingredients! He also commented on the service being excellent, and Maura even gave him a cool t-shirt! 
     Maura told that Naked Pizza is working to support the community in any way they can, including participating in and sponsoring local events; she has fond memories of living around Colfax Avenue as a kid, and even was an eyewitness to the demolition of the old Aladdin Theater :-( Come support the Colfax Community at tomorrow's Raise The Roof event at the Lowenstein CulturePlex on Colfax Avenue, and Maura will be there, serving up the healthy, tasty pie. Come and get Naked!!
Maura Thompson of Naked Pizza on Colfax Avenue


  1. Way to go Pizza Max and Naked Pizza! You both have +Mark Cuban on your side - you are WINNING!

  2. Very cool!! Looking forward to trying one of your pies! I agree with Pizza Max, a cheese pie is the true test!! My mouth is watering :)


  3. Its cool, and cute, that this kid is doing this. But its obvious that somebody, the owner perhaps, is dping all the hard is it to put words in a 10 yr olds mouth? How bout letting HIM SPEAK and npt use him as a marketing tool you shameless pizza pimps!

    1. Admittedly, the final copy in print was fine tuned and typed up by me (his dad, and owner of this website) but the comments and observations on the pizzas he reviews along Colfax Avenue are all his own. No one is paying us or him to do this or using him as a marketing tool, he just LOVES pizza and we found him to be the most qualified person to offer an objective review. Thanks for your comments!!